Once upon a time there was a rly gay girl named laika
One day she met a man named brony friendzony
he said "why are you kissing that girl??? That's gross.. Don't you like boys?"
"iM GAY" she bellowed in a deep warrior voice
"oh so u like boobies!???" He got rly excited then because he's fuckin gross
"not yours" Laika meowed and kick flipped on her razor light up scooter into the sunset